Naruto lay asleep in bed. Not a care in the world; he had his Teddy-chan and his Sakura-chan Yes life was good or at least that night. Bang, bang! Hey Billboard Brow, Lemon Head; I know youre in there; open up! Sakura rolled over on to her back. Ino could you please get that? she mumbled. Naruto let out a loud snore. Hold up, thats not Inos snore; this ones too dainty Sakura sat up. Holy crap; what have I done? Thats it; Im coming in! The door burst open. Ino stood in the doorway starring. Billboard Brow, why the hell is Naruto holding the stuffed bear? Sakura slid off the bed. The better question would be; Why is Naruto in MY bed? Sakura smirked. Did you really think I was going to share mine? she asked. Ino glared. Well get him out of it before he drools on all my pillows. she demanded. Sakura giggled. Too late for that. Ino ran over too her bed and snatched her pillow from under Narutos head. Naruto (like always) fell on the floor. Thud! Ow! Thats what you get for ruining my pillows! Eww; this ones has snot on it too! Thats it! Ino started pounding Naruto with her pillows. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, PLEASE STOP! ILL NEVER DROOL AGAIN, DATTEBAYO!!! You need to learn a lesson Lemon Head; dont EVER snot on MY pillows!!!
Sai soon walked in; he could barley move and he was as red as a strawberry. Sakura looked up and saw him inching his way towards her. Sai, what happened! Shhhh! he gestured to Ino; who was still beating Naruto. Ino and I played a game called Prisoner and Warden last night. he whispered. Sakura cringed. Im sorry Sai; I should of warned you. She put a hand on his shoulder. Sai bit his lip. Please Sakura-san
remove your hand; Im still very sore. Sakura quickly snatched her hand away. OH SAKURA-CHAAAAAAN!!! HELP ME!!! Naruto cried from under a mount of pillows. Only one lone arm showed. Ino dropped the last pillow right on top and swiped her hands back and forth. Hmm that will show you! Sakura glanced over at the pillows. Ino-pig; why did you do that?! Sakura ran over and dug through the pile. Ino crossed her arms. Hey, he had it coming, you know
Sakura soon found Naruto, unconscious. Ino if hes not okay
Im going to
Going to do what? Ino asked. Sakura glared. I dont know yet
BUT it will be something really bad! Sakura slapped Narutos face. Naruto wake up. I said; WAKE UP! Naruto opened his eyes to see Sakura starring at him. Have I died and gone to Heaven; because I think I see an angel? Sakura smiled. Ino snickered. Better think of something now Billboard Brow; Somethings definitely wrong with him. Naruto looked at Ino. Oh God what is that monster; The Elephant Mans even uglier twin brother?! Sakura giggled. He seems just fine to me Ino-pig in fact he seems to be doing even better. Inos face was as red as
well as red as Sai was at the time. She started hyperventilating. Sakura leaned towards Naruto. Naruto; If you want to live get up now, run and dont look back. she told him. Naruto slowly got to his feet. Got it, see you later Sakura-chan. You too Swamp Pig. Naruto took off running with Ino following close behind. Sakura and Sai stood there in the room dumbfounded. Sakura-san do you think that Naruto-kun will be okay? Sai asked. Sakura smiled. Dont worry; hell be fine, but, just in case Ill put 911 on speed dial.
Later that afternoon Naruto and Sakura sat on the side of the hotel pool. Naruto, hold still! But Sakura-chaaaan, it hurts! Sakura continued to wrap a long bandaged around Narutos head. Maybe next time youll think before you piss Ino off
who am I kidding; you never think! Naruto pouted. That hurts Sakura-chan
Sakura rolled her eyes. Not as much as this. Sakura poked Narutos bruise. OW SAKURA-CHAAAN; dont do THAT! Sakura laughed. Just be glad the ambulance got there when it did, or you may not be here. Naruto rubbed his head. Very funny, Sakura-chan.
Hey Naruto, Sakura! A voice called. Naruto and Sakura turned around to see Kiba, Hinata and Shino. Sakura and Naruto stood up. Naruto slipped and fell into the pool. Splash! Sakura-chan, a little help
please! Hi you guys. Sakura greeted. Kiba walked up to her. We just wanted to give you an invitation to our bar party thats at
well the bar. he handed her an envelope. Whoa a bar party. Will there be drinking involved? she asked. Kiba smirked. What do you think. Anyway I have to go hand out more invitations; its not like these too are going to do it. Kiba nodded towards the others. SAKURA-CHAAAAAAN!!! Naruto whined. Why dont you walk on the water you damn fool! she snapped. Ive already fell in and I cant get up! You may want to attend to that hot head over there before he makes that pool a hot tub. Kiba suggested, Later you two; hope to see you at the party!
Later that night, to be exact six forty-seven; Naruto and Sakura along with a Sai they stole away from Ino (literary) walked through the hotel. Thank you so much for getting me away from Ino. Naruto snickered. Dont you mean: Ms. Beautiful? Sai glared. Well Naruto-kun has Sakura-san seen that half a pocky stick you call a penis, yet? Sakura went red. Narutos mouth dropped. Sakura-chan, please remind me why we saved this asshole from your psychopath friend. Because hes our friend, our teammate and we dont want him to get hurt. she said. Naruto scoffed. Humph! Who said we didnt want him to get hurt. Sakura frowned. Naruto, even an idiot like you should have the common sense not to even leave your greatest enemy with Ino let alone Sai. Naruto pouted. Whatever; I still think we should have left him
Ow! Out of nowhere a small object bopped Naruto on the head. Sakura picked it up. Hmmm
whats this; a scroll and its addressed to me and
!? Naruto rubbed his head. What does it say? he asked. Sakura opened it. The scroll read: Dear Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno Congratulations on your soon to come baby! Naruto and Sakura stared at the scroll then looked at each other. Sai grabbed the scroll. So she has seen it; no wonder Sakura-san likes pocky!
Naruto was very confused, more than usual. W-What I dont get it. he said. Sakura snatched the scroll back. Youve got to be freaking kidding me
Naruto took the scroll. Who and why would somebody send us something like this
was there more to last night than I remember, Sakura-chan? Sakura looked at him slightly disturbed. Ill answer those three questions right now Uzumaki; Master, because shes a drunken idiot right now and NO! Naruto handed her back the scroll. Well how are you sure shes the one who did it? Sakura opened the scroll. Because shes the only one person who would be crazy enough to suspect that we
And the fact that she signed her name on it is a helpful clue. she pointed to Tsunades signature at the bottom of the scroll. Naruto rubbed his chin. Hmmm
well that makes sense! Sakura twitched. Idiot
just a big fat idiot
The three arrived at the party. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE was there or would be there. Music was blasting from a DJ. Sakura cover her ears. Man the music is so loud! she stated. Whaaaaaaaaaaat!? Naruto asked. I SAID: THE MUSIC IS SO LOUD! Naruto smirked. OKAY SAKURA-CHAN BUT I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE OUT HERE!!! Sakura grimaced. She walked over to the bar and sat down. Naruto and Sai followed. They group was soon spotted by Kiba. Hey! Glad you guys made it! He said. Naruto grinned. We are too! Kiba patted Naruto on the back. Well order a few drinks and let loose! Catch you guys later!
Suddenly Rock Lee popped up behind them. Hi Sakura-san, Naruto, Sai! Naruto and Sakura froze. Oh crap! Sakura and Naruto turned around. Heeeeeeeeeey Fuzzy-Brows! Naruto greeted. Rock Lee flashed them a flawless smile. Im glad you guys made it; especially you, Sakura-san! You guys will get to see my new and improved dance moves. They now have more youthfulness! Naruto and Sakura both turned white. Just then the DJ put on a hip hop song: Ima country boy from Tappahannock, VA is where I reside so shortie understand it
Rock Lees face lit up. This is one of my favorite songs! I shall show you all my new dances now! Lee ran off to the dance floor. Naruto quickly turned to the bar. Bartender! Give me twenty-four shots of sake
oh screw it; give me twenty-four bottles! Sakura hit him on the head. Idiot are you crazy! Naruto rubbed his head. Yes Sakura-chan; crazy for the will to live! This is the only way to survive the night; to be stone cold drunk! He does make a good point
she thought. The bartender handed Naruto two super sized bottles sake. Here I gave you the extra strong kind. If what you guys are trying to escape is that green nightmare dancing machine, then youll need it. Because of him this bar is almost dry and every person here is at least 75% drunk! the bartender said. Naruto shook the hand of the bartender. Thank you
Nina! Naruto opened one of the bottles and handed the other to Sakura. What about Sai!? she asked. Naruto shook his head. Dont worry about him; hes so emotionally dead this wont faze him!
Two hours later both Naruto and Sakura had finished their original bottles and then some; they both (And everyone else except Sai) were just plain drunk. Out of the blue Sasuke and Karin walked in. Karin, are you sure you sensed Itachi in here? Sasuke asked. Of course Sasuke, but he probably left by now. Anyway since were here why dont we get a drink? while they were walking over to the bar they ran into Sakura. Sakura! Sasuke announced. Sakura looked up at him. Oh
wassup!!! Karin stepped between the two. Sasuke, whos this skank?! she asked. Sakura glared. Hey dont call me a skank, whore! Karin got op in Sakuras face. Oh well dont call me a whore, bitch! Sakura pushed Karin. Do you want a piece of me! she screamed. Karin pushed her back then Sakura pulled Karins hair. Soon a fight broke out between the two. Sasuke had lost all interest in the fight as soon as Karin asked who Sakura was. He was now over at the bar, where he found Naruto. Eh yo Sasuke! he said as he put his arm around Sasuke. Dude do you know how lond me and Sakura-chan have been looking for you? Its been like forever! Um is anyone going to try and stop that fight!? Nina asked. Naruto turned to her. Why would we?! Two chicks fighting is so hot! Nina shook her head. I should have never given him the extra strong
She jumped over the bar to try to stop the cat fight herself. Hellz yeah! Now theres three of them!
The fight between Sakura and Karin carried on all the way over to the bar where Naruto was torturing Sasuke with meaningless blabber. Sakura punched Karin so lightly that she only fell into the bar right next to Naruto.
so as I was saying Sasuke you should really get with that Karin chick cause like you lost all your other fan girls! Sasuke quickly got up and grabbed Karin by the arm. Come on Karin were leaving now! But I having finished kicking that chicks but. Sasuke glared. That doesnt matter; I need to figure out how to get my fan girls back!
Naruto walked up to Sakura. Hey Sakura-chan, Yeah Naruto? Naruto smirked. Do you want to make that scroll we got accurate? Sakura shrugged. Eh Master doesnt like to be wrong.
They both walked into the bathroom of the club; what they found horrified them. Sakuras eyes bulge out of their sockets. Ahh!!! Master!!! Naruto felt like he wanted to vommit in fact... Ero-sennin!!! Oh crap!!! Naruto ran into one of the stalls. Here they stood Tsunade and Jariaya stalk naked doing things that I really shouldnt mention. This is when it was decided that it was time to go home and sober up.
Back at the girls hotel room lay Sakura, Naruto and Sai piled on one bed. After the pillow beating they wouldnt dare touch the other one. Lets just hope Naruto and Sakura dont remember ANYTHING from the night before. And lets pray Sai survives giving an explanation to Ino on where he was.
This ends my coverage on the Random Week vacation they had even though they have another half a week but I dont want to report on all the hot smex Naruto and Sakura WILL be having because sadly they WILL remember what happened it the bathroom. And really who wants to hear about Sai getting rape by Ino or what Tsunade the Perverted Hermit will be doing, that just not right. Until next time this is Nina the bartender over and out.